You know, for a movie that claims to be about babysitting, there’s a lot of movie that happens without any babysitting.
Is it just me, or is everyone here an absolute fool in the last fifteen minutes of this movie? Just step out of the tree! It’s not hard!
Have you ever wanted Avatar: The Last Airbender but with fish? What about with musical numbers? No? Oops.
The medium is the message… And in this case, I wish the medium let me use the fast forward button.
Twice the Barbie, twice the fun! Unfortunately, that also means twice the mediocre songs. At least the cast is nice.
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see a movie is only an hour long. Unfortunately, this was one of the longest hours of my life.
This movie is everything Princess and the Popstar wishes it was. At long last, we have another life swap story that’s actually good.
Barbie really isn’t beating the sapphic allegations in this movie. And you know what? Good for her. We love a bisexual queen.
This movie calls itself Video Game Hero. I call it migraine bait. I think my title is much more accurate. At least it’s a warning.
If you’re thinking about watching this movie, this is your sign not to. Please. Spend your seventy-five minutes doing literally anything else.