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Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
On October 31, 2023 by CrescentThe villain of this movie killed multiple people, including members of her own family… Spinny! Twirly! Girly!
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Barbie: A Fairy Secret (2011)
On October 30, 2023 by CrescentCan you keep a secret? The main characters definitely cannot.
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Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale (2010)
On October 29, 2023 by CrescentWelcome to Barbie’s failure arc. Pay attention, everyone; this will probably never happen again.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale (2010)
On October 27, 2023 by CrescentShe’s the queen of the waves… And you know what? She absolutely earned it.
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Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009)
On October 26, 2023 by CrescentOh, wow, a Barbie movie in France. It’s a shame France doesn’t exist. I bet it would be really cool… France is real? Huh.
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Barbie in a Christmas Carol (2008)
On October 25, 2023 by CrescentWhat do you mean this is Barbie’s first holiday movie? Does Nutcracker mean nothing to you?!
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Barbie Presents: Thumbelina (2009),
On October 24, 2023 by CrescentHey, that background character looks a lot like Janessa… And so does that one. And so does that one.
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Barbie: Mariposa (2008)
On October 21, 2023 by CrescentThere are a lot more fake Spanish accents here than I expected. I don’t know how many I expected, but there’s more than I thought there would be.
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Barbie and the Diamond Castle (2008)
On October 17, 2023 by CrescentWelcome to Barbie’s gayest adventure and one of her best ones yet.
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The Barbie Diaries (2006)
On October 16, 2023 by CrescentIn perhaps the most bizarre crossover ever, we have Barbie meets Mean Girls.