This movie calls itself Video Game Hero. I call it migraine bait. I think my title is much more accurate. At least it’s a warning.
If you’re thinking about watching this movie, this is your sign not to. Please. Spend your seventy-five minutes doing literally anything else.
I never knew I needed a science fiction Barbie movie until now. I absolutely need this, and every other person alive does too.
This movie was so excruciatingly boring that I fell asleep the first time I watched it. I wish that was an exaggeration.
For a movie named after the dogs, I can’t help but think it might be better off without them. Did they really do that much?
In an attempt to make a Spiderman for little girls, they just made a misogynistic Spiderman. Can’t Spiderman just be gender neutral?
This movie feels like the war of the preps versus emos… Or Royalty versus Pop. That works too.
Making four songs and then playing them over and over doesn’t make the movie a musical. It just makes you lazy.
You know, I think it would be fairly easy to just say the horse’s pink streak was hair dye. Isn’t that a simple lie to tell?
A Mariposa sequel that was made five years after the original? It’ll be fine, I’m sure… Where did Zinzie go?