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Barbie: The Pearl Princess (2014)
On November 11, 2023 by CrescentThis is just Rapunzel with fish… And weirdly enough, more murder attempts. A lot more murder attempts.
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Barbie in the Pink Shoes (2013)
On November 10, 2023 by CrescentI would do just about anything to try on those isekai shoes, and I know I’m not the only one.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2 (2012)
On November 9, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I’m starting to think these mermaids might have a little bit of sapphic tension.
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Barbie: A Perfect Christmas (2011)
On November 8, 2023 by CrescentThis movie feels a lot like a Hallmark Christmas movie. I don’t mean that as a compliment.
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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar (2012)
On November 1, 2023 by CrescentOh, is that a reference to Princess and the Pauper? You shouldn’t have… Really. You shouldn’t have.