Category: Reviews

The Barbie Diaries (2006)

In perhaps the most bizarre crossover ever, we have Barbie meets Mean Girls.

Barbie as the Island Princess (2007)

In Barbie’s second musical, everything is fantastic… Can someone get this elephant out of here?

Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow (2007)

Did Bibble really need a girlfriend? I think Bibble is fine on his own. He’s already ruling over the universe without her.

Barbie and the Twelve Dancing Princesses (2006)

This movie inspired countless young girls to take up dancing lessons, and it was absolutely deserved.

Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia (2006)

I can’t believe they had the audacity to give Elina and Nori male love interests after all of this. What about this is straight to you?!

Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005)

This movie about magic and flying horses says a surprising amount about the ramifications of misogyny.

Barbie: Fairytopia (2005)

Just through the rainbow from the world we know lies… Some of the worst animation in the franchise.

Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004)

Everyone says Princess and the Pauper is the best Barbie movie. And you know what? They’re absolutely right.

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)

Your opinion on this movie completely changes once you realize just how antisemitic the villains’ designs are, and it never changes back.

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

Before the release of Disney’s Tangled, we had the Barbie version of Rapunzel… Personally, I like this dress better.

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