You know, I’m starting to think these mermaids might have a little bit of sapphic tension.
This movie feels a lot like a Hallmark Christmas movie. I don’t mean that as a compliment.
Oh, is that a reference to Princess and the Pauper? You shouldn’t have… Really. You shouldn’t have.
The villain of this movie killed multiple people, including members of her own family… Spinny! Twirly! Girly!
Can you keep a secret? The main characters definitely cannot.
Welcome to Barbie’s failure arc. Pay attention, everyone; this will probably never happen again.
She’s the queen of the waves… And you know what? She absolutely earned it.
Oh, wow, a Barbie movie in France. It’s a shame France doesn’t exist. I bet it would be really cool… France is real? Huh.
What do you mean this is Barbie’s first holiday movie? Does Nutcracker mean nothing to you?!
Hey, that background character looks a lot like Janessa… And so does that one. And so does that one.