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Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009)
On October 26, 2023 by CrescentOh, wow, a Barbie movie in France. It’s a shame France doesn’t exist. I bet it would be really cool… France is real? Huh.
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Barbie in a Christmas Carol (2008)
On October 25, 2023 by CrescentWhat do you mean this is Barbie’s first holiday movie? Does Nutcracker mean nothing to you?!
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Barbie Presents: Thumbelina (2009),
On October 24, 2023 by CrescentHey, that background character looks a lot like Janessa… And so does that one. And so does that one.
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Barbie: Mariposa (2008)
On October 21, 2023 by CrescentThere are a lot more fake Spanish accents here than I expected. I don’t know how many I expected, but there’s more than I thought there would be.
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Barbie and the Diamond Castle (2008)
On October 17, 2023 by CrescentWelcome to Barbie’s gayest adventure and one of her best ones yet.
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The Barbie Diaries (2006)
On October 16, 2023 by CrescentIn perhaps the most bizarre crossover ever, we have Barbie meets Mean Girls.
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Barbie as the Island Princess (2007)
On October 14, 2023 by CrescentIn Barbie’s second musical, everything is fantastic… Can someone get this elephant out of here?
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Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow (2007)
On October 13, 2023 by CrescentDid Bibble really need a girlfriend? I think Bibble is fine on his own. He’s already ruling over the universe without her.
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Barbie and the Twelve Dancing Princesses (2006)
On October 10, 2023 by CrescentThis movie inspired countless young girls to take up dancing lessons, and it was absolutely deserved.
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Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia (2006)
On October 9, 2023 by CrescentI can’t believe they had the audacity to give Elina and Nori male love interests after all of this. What about this is straight to you?!