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Barbie: Mariposa and the Fairy Princess (2013)
On November 13, 2023 by CrescentA Mariposa sequel that was made five years after the original? It’ll be fine, I’m sure… Where did Zinzie go?
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Barbie: The Pearl Princess (2014)
On November 11, 2023 by CrescentThis is just Rapunzel with fish… And weirdly enough, more murder attempts. A lot more murder attempts.
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Barbie in the Pink Shoes (2013)
On November 10, 2023 by CrescentI would do just about anything to try on those isekai shoes, and I know I’m not the only one.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2 (2012)
On November 9, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I’m starting to think these mermaids might have a little bit of sapphic tension.
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Barbie: A Perfect Christmas (2011)
On November 8, 2023 by CrescentThis movie feels a lot like a Hallmark Christmas movie. I don’t mean that as a compliment.
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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar (2012)
On November 1, 2023 by CrescentOh, is that a reference to Princess and the Pauper? You shouldn’t have… Really. You shouldn’t have.
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Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
On October 31, 2023 by CrescentThe villain of this movie killed multiple people, including members of her own family… Spinny! Twirly! Girly!
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Barbie: A Fairy Secret (2011)
On October 30, 2023 by CrescentCan you keep a secret? The main characters definitely cannot.
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Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale (2010)
On October 29, 2023 by CrescentWelcome to Barbie’s failure arc. Pay attention, everyone; this will probably never happen again.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale (2010)
On October 27, 2023 by CrescentShe’s the queen of the waves… And you know what? She absolutely earned it.