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Barbie: Mermaid Power (2022)
On March 23, 2024 by CrescentHave you ever wanted Avatar: The Last Airbender but with fish? What about with musical numbers? No? Oops.
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Barbie: Dolphin Magic (2017)
On December 2, 2023 by CrescentBarbie really isn’t beating the sapphic allegations in this movie. And you know what? Good for her. We love a bisexual queen.
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Barbie and the Secret Door (2014)
On November 15, 2023 by CrescentMaking four songs and then playing them over and over doesn’t make the movie a musical. It just makes you lazy.
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Barbie: The Pearl Princess (2014)
On November 11, 2023 by CrescentThis is just Rapunzel with fish… And weirdly enough, more murder attempts. A lot more murder attempts.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2 (2012)
On November 9, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I’m starting to think these mermaids might have a little bit of sapphic tension.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale (2010)
On October 27, 2023 by CrescentShe’s the queen of the waves… And you know what? She absolutely earned it.
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Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia (2006)
On October 9, 2023 by CrescentI can’t believe they had the audacity to give Elina and Nori male love interests after all of this. What about this is straight to you?!