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Barbie: Skipper and the Big Babysitting Adventure (2023)
On August 20, 2024 by CrescentYou know, for a movie that claims to be about babysitting, there’s a lot of movie that happens without any babysitting.
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Barbie and Stacie to the Rescue (2024)
On August 15, 2024 by CrescentIs it just me, or is everyone here an absolute fool in the last fifteen minutes of this movie? Just step out of the tree! It’s not hard!
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Barbie: Mermaid Power (2022)
On March 23, 2024 by CrescentHave you ever wanted Avatar: The Last Airbender but with fish? What about with musical numbers? No? Oops.
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Barbie: Epic Road Trip (2022)
On January 31, 2024 by CrescentThe medium is the message… And in this case, I wish the medium let me use the fast forward button.
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Barbie: Big City, Big Dreams (2021)
On December 6, 2023 by CrescentTwice the Barbie, twice the fun! Unfortunately, that also means twice the mediocre songs. At least the cast is nice.
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Barbie and Chelsea: The Lost Birthday (2021)
On December 5, 2023 by CrescentI don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see a movie is only an hour long. Unfortunately, this was one of the longest hours of my life.
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Barbie: Princess Adventure (2020)
On December 5, 2023 by CrescentThis movie is everything Princess and the Popstar wishes it was. At long last, we have another life swap story that’s actually good.
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Barbie: Dolphin Magic (2017)
On December 2, 2023 by CrescentBarbie really isn’t beating the sapphic allegations in this movie. And you know what? Good for her. We love a bisexual queen.
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Barbie: Video Game Hero (2017)
On November 30, 2023 by CrescentThis movie calls itself Video Game Hero. I call it migraine bait. I think my title is much more accurate. At least it’s a warning.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in A Puppy Chase (2016)
On November 29, 2023 by CrescentIf you’re thinking about watching this movie, this is your sign not to. Please. Spend your seventy-five minutes doing literally anything else.