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Barbie: Spy Squad (2016)
On November 21, 2023 by CrescentThis movie was so excruciatingly boring that I fell asleep the first time I watched it. I wish that was an exaggeration.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in the Great Puppy Adventure (2015)
On November 20, 2023 by CrescentFor a movie named after the dogs, I can’t help but think it might be better off without them. Did they really do that much?
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Barbie in Princess Power (2015)
On November 18, 2023 by CrescentIn an attempt to make a Spiderman for little girls, they just made a misogynistic Spiderman. Can’t Spiderman just be gender neutral?
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Barbie in Rock ‘N Royals (2015)
On November 18, 2023 by CrescentThis movie feels like the war of the preps versus emos… Or Royalty versus Pop. That works too.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in A Pony Tale (2013)
On November 14, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I think it would be fairly easy to just say the horse’s pink streak was hair dye. Isn’t that a simple lie to tell?
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Barbie in the Pink Shoes (2013)
On November 10, 2023 by CrescentI would do just about anything to try on those isekai shoes, and I know I’m not the only one.
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Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2 (2012)
On November 9, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I’m starting to think these mermaids might have a little bit of sapphic tension.
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Barbie: A Perfect Christmas (2011)
On November 8, 2023 by CrescentThis movie feels a lot like a Hallmark Christmas movie. I don’t mean that as a compliment.
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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar (2012)
On November 1, 2023 by CrescentOh, is that a reference to Princess and the Pauper? You shouldn’t have… Really. You shouldn’t have.
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Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
On October 31, 2023 by CrescentThe villain of this movie killed multiple people, including members of her own family… Spinny! Twirly! Girly!