This movie was so excruciatingly boring that I fell asleep the first time I watched it. I wish that was an exaggeration.
For a movie named after the dogs, I can’t help but think it might be better off without them. Did they really do that much?
In an attempt to make a Spiderman for little girls, they just made a misogynistic Spiderman. Can’t Spiderman just be gender neutral?
This movie feels like the war of the preps versus emos… Or Royalty versus Pop. That works too.
Making four songs and then playing them over and over doesn’t make the movie a musical. It just makes you lazy.
You know, I think it would be fairly easy to just say the horse’s pink streak was hair dye. Isn’t that a simple lie to tell?
A Mariposa sequel that was made five years after the original? It’ll be fine, I’m sure… Where did Zinzie go?
This is just Rapunzel with fish… And weirdly enough, more murder attempts. A lot more murder attempts.
I would do just about anything to try on those isekai shoes, and I know I’m not the only one.
You know, I’m starting to think these mermaids might have a little bit of sapphic tension.