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Barbie: Princess Adventure (2020)
On December 5, 2023 by CrescentThis movie is everything Princess and the Popstar wishes it was. At long last, we have another life swap story that’s actually good.
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Barbie in Princess Power (2015)
On November 18, 2023 by CrescentIn an attempt to make a Spiderman for little girls, they just made a misogynistic Spiderman. Can’t Spiderman just be gender neutral?
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Barbie in Rock ‘N Royals (2015)
On November 18, 2023 by CrescentThis movie feels like the war of the preps versus emos… Or Royalty versus Pop. That works too.
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Barbie and the Secret Door (2014)
On November 15, 2023 by CrescentMaking four songs and then playing them over and over doesn’t make the movie a musical. It just makes you lazy.
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Barbie: Mariposa and the Fairy Princess (2013)
On November 13, 2023 by CrescentA Mariposa sequel that was made five years after the original? It’ll be fine, I’m sure… Where did Zinzie go?
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Barbie: The Pearl Princess (2014)
On November 11, 2023 by CrescentThis is just Rapunzel with fish… And weirdly enough, more murder attempts. A lot more murder attempts.
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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar (2012)
On November 1, 2023 by CrescentOh, is that a reference to Princess and the Pauper? You shouldn’t have… Really. You shouldn’t have.
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Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
On October 31, 2023 by CrescentThe villain of this movie killed multiple people, including members of her own family… Spinny! Twirly! Girly!
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Barbie and the Diamond Castle (2008)
On October 17, 2023 by CrescentWelcome to Barbie’s gayest adventure and one of her best ones yet.
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Barbie as the Island Princess (2007)
On October 14, 2023 by CrescentIn Barbie’s second musical, everything is fantastic… Can someone get this elephant out of here?