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Barbie and Chelsea: The Lost Birthday (2021)
On December 5, 2023 by CrescentI don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see a movie is only an hour long. Unfortunately, this was one of the longest hours of my life.
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Barbie: Dolphin Magic (2017)
On December 2, 2023 by CrescentBarbie really isn’t beating the sapphic allegations in this movie. And you know what? Good for her. We love a bisexual queen.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in A Puppy Chase (2016)
On November 29, 2023 by CrescentIf you’re thinking about watching this movie, this is your sign not to. Please. Spend your seventy-five minutes doing literally anything else.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in the Great Puppy Adventure (2015)
On November 20, 2023 by CrescentFor a movie named after the dogs, I can’t help but think it might be better off without them. Did they really do that much?
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Barbie and Her Sisters in A Pony Tale (2013)
On November 14, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I think it would be fairly easy to just say the horse’s pink streak was hair dye. Isn’t that a simple lie to tell?