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Barbie and Stacie to the Rescue (2024)
On August 15, 2024 by CrescentIs it just me, or is everyone here an absolute fool in the last fifteen minutes of this movie? Just step out of the tree! It’s not hard!
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Barbie and Chelsea: The Lost Birthday (2021)
On December 5, 2023 by CrescentI don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see a movie is only an hour long. Unfortunately, this was one of the longest hours of my life.
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Barbie: Dolphin Magic (2017)
On December 2, 2023 by CrescentBarbie really isn’t beating the sapphic allegations in this movie. And you know what? Good for her. We love a bisexual queen.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in A Puppy Chase (2016)
On November 29, 2023 by CrescentIf you’re thinking about watching this movie, this is your sign not to. Please. Spend your seventy-five minutes doing literally anything else.
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Barbie and Her Sisters in the Great Puppy Adventure (2015)
On November 20, 2023 by CrescentFor a movie named after the dogs, I can’t help but think it might be better off without them. Did they really do that much?
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Barbie and Her Sisters in A Pony Tale (2013)
On November 14, 2023 by CrescentYou know, I think it would be fairly easy to just say the horse’s pink streak was hair dye. Isn’t that a simple lie to tell?